An Actual Conversation: The Tub

Husband got Pumpkin Pie in the tub and into his jammies before bed last night.  In the interest of context, I had to change Pumpkin Pie’s wet sheets at 3 am (Why is it always 3 am?) the previous night.  The following is an Actual Conversation between Husband and Pumpkin Pie while getting on jammies.

Husband:  Pumpkin Pie, do you need to pee?

Pumpkin Pie: No.

Husband: Are you sure?

Pumpkin Pie: Yes, I am sure.

Husband: You don’t even want to try?  You didn’t go before you got in the tub, and you don’t want to have to go in the middle of the night…

Pumpkin Pie (taking a deep breath):  Dad, I know I am not supposed to pee in the tub, but I did anyway.  I’ll try not to do it again.

Why pee in the toilet when you have a bathtub?




Husband: Oh, uhhh.  Ok, then.

About Adventures From Cloud 8

I am a stay at home mom who now and again sneaks away to be an in-home family therapist. My husband and I have 3 boys: Sweet Pea (12), Pickles (9) and Pumpkin Pie (4). Oh yeah. We have Doodle Dog, too. You guessed it! He’s a boy. At least he pees outside.
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4 Responses to An Actual Conversation: The Tub

  1. Briana says:

    Haha, cute! I know that peeing boy fountain…wonderful coffee shop in Austin!

  2. Pingback: Follow Up To An Actual Conversation | Adventures From Cloud 8

  3. Beth says:

    aaaahahahahahaha of course right??? 😉

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