Here is something awesome to do with leftover Halloween candy so it doesn’t make your clothes shrink. Not the Mary Janes, though. Give them to my neighbor, Gwen. She is awesome in every way, AND she is the only person on the face of the planet who likes them.
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Awesome, but you are kidding yourself Tracey if you think this won’t make your cloths shrink!!
I am planning on giving them away to someone else to make THEIR clothes shrink. Or maybe bring them to book club!