Where Am I and How Did I Get Here?

This is what I was reading. It is pretty weird and pretty good at making me fall asleep.

I climbed into bed last night and held really really still while the bed warmed up.  When the temperature was right, I snuggled up and got comfy with my book.  I hung in there for almost a whole weird, boring chapter.  But, after nodding off a few times I gave up and turned off the light.  I was asleep in seconds.

I have a vague recollection of Doodle Dog coming in and settling in at the foot of the bed.  Okay, Doodle.  As long as you don’t hog the bed ’cause I am dog tired.

Next thing I know, Husband was shaking my shoulders.  What!  Go away, I am asleep. Then he was shaking my shoulders again.  To provide you with some background, I have a history of displaying a significantly nasty disposition when woken, so he didn’t say anything to me.  He just shook my shoulders until I responded, and then beat a hasty retreat.  What?  Why?  Wait.  Where am I?  Is this Pickles’ room?  How did this happen?  How come I can see?  Do I still have my contacts in?  What time is it?  Oh, for Pete’s sake.  I have on jeans and a sweater and I am in Pickles’ bed!  There is Pickles right next to me snoozing away. I remember now, I was reading to him. I was reading him a boring book hours ago and we both went to sleep and that was all she wrote.  Ugh.  Now I have to wake up and go to bed.

This is what I looked like in Pickles bed. I was not amused.

About Adventures From Cloud 8

I am a stay at home mom who now and again sneaks away to be an in-home family therapist. My husband and I have 3 boys: Sweet Pea (12), Pickles (9) and Pumpkin Pie (4). Oh yeah. We have Doodle Dog, too. You guessed it! He’s a boy. At least he pees outside.
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