I was finishing up work the other day and checked in with husband before I started my paperwork. It went downhill quickly. Warning: This is rude.
Me: Home soon. I got to work with my first hoarder.
Husband: Like Mr. Richards?
Husband: Remember? Your friend’s husband who was a hoarder?
Me: I thought you meant Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones and I didn’t even know he was a hoarder.
Husband: He’s a whorer.