Hoarder: An Actual (Texting) Conversation

I was finishing up work the other day and checked in with husband before I started my paperwork.  It went downhill quickly.  Warning:  This is rude.

Me:  Home soon.  I got to work with my first hoarder.

Husband:  Like Mr. Richards?

Me: ??

Husband: Remember?  Your friend’s husband who was a hoarder?

Hoarding whores?

Me:  I thought you meant Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones and I didn’t even know he was a hoarder.

Husband:  He’s a whorer.

(Image Credits:  Mr. Richards from Amazon.com, you can buy his book here.)

About Adventures From Cloud 8

I am a stay at home mom who now and again sneaks away to be an in-home family therapist. My husband and I have 3 boys: Sweet Pea (12), Pickles (9) and Pumpkin Pie (4). Oh yeah. We have Doodle Dog, too. You guessed it! He’s a boy. At least he pees outside.
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