It was a lovely late winter day and all three shorties were outside playing. It was one of those days where we were all so glad that it was nice enough out that we were all so happy that the kids could play outside, we didn’t have a care in the world. Then Pumpkin burst through the door half hysterical to announce:
Pumpkin Pie: MomMomMomMomMomMomMom!!!! MOM! Tyler and Jane and Caroline are tying Sweet Pea to a tree!
I happen to know that Sweet Pea is 3-6 years older and 30lbs bigger than any of these kids and would love nothing more than a game of Watch Me Break Through the Ropes Tying Me To a Tree.
Me: Really. How does Sweet Pea feel about this?
Pumpkin Pie: It was his idea.
Pumpkin Pie out.