I know, I just sort of vanished. There were 2 or 3 posts a week and then there were none! No explanation, no nothin. What actually happened is I started working. I know, there are some super-human bloggers out there who are able to work, parent, and blog. I just have too much
unintentionally falling asleep where ever I happened to be sitting napping to do all of those things. I also can’t even chew gum and walk at the same time. I certainly can’t text and walk at the same time. I would undoubtedly fall into a man hole some Jack-hole left open.
So after starting to sort through drafts of old posts that I never finished/published I decided that the first order of business was to sort of shake off the dust, blow off the stink and provide a little explanation. I am sure I will not be as diligent of a chronical-er of ridiculousness, but I will try to hit the high points (and the low points, of course, because they are way funnier.)
Here are some things I will try to get to that have happened since the radio silence:
*Pickles is in Middle School with Sweet Pea.
*Pumpkin Pie is in school all day long in first grade.
*Husband now has a pacemaker (Hottest dude with a pacemaker ever. If the cardiologist ever does a calendar, Husband would totally be on the cover.)
*I decided to leave my job and opened my own private practice. Then I got into a car accident that leaves me with a concussion. Hilarity ensues.
*Lots of things happen at work that I will never ever be able to write about because it would be
Now that you know the big stuff, I will get to work on the details. I will leave you with a little photographic evidence of the wreck that was Cloud 8 this summer: